Paranormal Activity at a Writers Conference?
Tuesday, May 29, 2012 at 08:40AM
Tye Tyson The 25th Annual Pennwriters Conference was held at The Eden Resorts in Lancaster, PA from May 17th through May 20th. As always, the event was educational and entertaining. Keynote speakers Hank Phillippi Ryan and Maria V. Snyder were excellent and provided fuel to drive on. Agents from The Irene Goodman Literary Agency, The Donald Maass Literary Agency, as well as editors from Tor/Forge and Vintage were present. Workshops ranged from marketing to perfecting your craft. Each and every course found an eager audience.
All that is well and good, but I am tasked with giving you the paranormal scoop. What could happen in the paranormal realm at a writers conference?
I was with a group after the conference workshops had ended. We were chatting about various things when the paranormal came up. Of course, I couldn't let that conversation die. And I'm glad I didn't. One of the more distinguished guests took out a crystal pendulum. She informed us that the crystal had the power of gathering energy and sensing the answer to most questions. If the crystal rocked front and back in a straight line, that meant yes. If it rocked side-to-side, that meant no. If it circled, that meant maybe. So with the guidelines in place, we went to town. The questions ranged from the morbidly serious to the comical. (My friend Will Kesling stepped away to use the restroom and I asked the crystal if Will was talking to himself in the restroom. It answered yes. haha. When I confronted him about it, he answered "If you can't talk to yourself, who can you talk to?")
I started asking questions about writing. Disclaimer: I do not let my future hinge on anything mystical--I base my decisions on strategy and fact. That said, the crystal did indicate that I would be a successful author. On second thought, let's remove that disclaimer. Success, here I come.
